Tuesday, October 6, 2009

GUAM

The small tropical island of Guam.

We had to get away for a couple of days. So we decided the best way to escape some Visa heat would be with some tropical heat...ya dig.


We arrived late at night to a full moon,



It was late and we were hungry and to our bitter disappointment the hotel didn't offer room service. We tried our luck with the local bush tucker, but the slippery things kept getting away.



The sun finally rose to give us our first proper glimpse of paradise.



On the way into town we got stuck in a bit of local human traffic.



The beach was looking mighty fine.



I really wanted a coconut for breakfast, so I found a pole next to a palm tree on the beach and ripped one down. It took me a good ten minutes trying to crack it open.



It finally broke open and I drank the juice from inside.



The thing wasnt ripe at all and it tasted pretty shit, but all in all it was worth it.



After a nice swim we got in our hire car and went bush. In search of some hidden beaches and something off the map.



The first beach we came to was closed, so he headed down an unmarked road in hope of finding something special. On the way we found this sweet church out in the middle of nowhere.
While taking this photo some
Hillbillies drove past and we stared chatting. They said if we wanted to see a proper beach we had to keep following the road until we saw their brother Victor.



Sure enough 10 minutes down the road we met a guy called Victor mowing his lawn out the front of his property. We told him that we had met his brothers and we wanted to visit his private beach. He was more then happy for us to take the car down his driveway and check it out.


This is what we found


AMAZING



The most beautiful beach I have ever been to and we had it all to ourselves.



Met a few tiny locals




Tropical sashimi



As the sun set on the beach it lit up the sky like a tropical wet dream.



Dinner time



Tasty Shit



Adam gave a really big tip that night, he felt a great connection with our waitress Joelyn. She truly did like him, but they both knew long distance wasn't going to work. So they parted ways that night, one a bit richer and the other a little less wiser.



Still full mooning, we went to the cinemas and saw Inglorious Bastards.
Thumbs Up.



The next day we went skydiving.



They tried to charge us $150 for photos of the experience.
FK THAT
I've tried to recreate the jump as best as possible. But really, words and photos cant describe the feelings or the amazing birds eye view we had that day, so jump and do it yourself.



After flying we got back in the car to explore the south of the island.



Riding Dirty!



I wish I could play an instrument.







For our homies.



It rained towards the end of the day, but it was still hot and humid.



So we had one last swim, staying in the water to watch the sun set.



Hotel LeoPalace or as the locals call ReoPalace.



On the journey we lost one of our hub caps. We FoUnD a replacement but it would seem it had grown a few sizes to big, much to the amazement of us and the car rental joint.


The end

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Mix & Mash

Ueno Zoo
I was hoping to see Ling Ling the Panda, but she dead...


The Hairless Mole Rat
"Suck it out of a hose"


Dundeee


Eeek





Not even the tooth fairy would...



American Air Force Base
I got interrogated and pulled to the side, they asked me what my interst was in going to an US Army Base, I LYK PlANES I GESS

and...


I found a Baseball Bat, Adam and I gave it some sweet designs with the soldering iron. We hit a few Babe Ruths down at the park. Then unfortunately the land lordhole through it out.


Kamakura Beachin


Vegetarian Fun


Stickers That Decorate


New Wheel, thanks Tommy and Bjew


The one who has it all sussed


Yayogi stylin


Scratching The Disease


Monday, September 14, 2009

A Feeding

Some food of recent,


Ice Creammm



Government warning - may contain STDees



Another Gyoza Dose



Tasty mountain



I miss Pizza



Taco flavored kisses



American air-force food



Cheap 24 hour fast food



Chicken Jerky



My favorite Ramen shop, with the lot



Weird Japanese Condom sucking ice cream device, for people who miss the breast feeding



Thursday, September 10, 2009

24 Hour Train People

I decided to see if I could get to Osaka for as cheap as possible, so i set of on a crazy little mission with a chain smoking Frenchmen. The day started of with an early morning feed at Yoshinoya. Then it was to Shibuya Station where I got the ticket man to write me a list of local trains and times all the way to Osaka. It pretty much read that to get there we would have to change the train 10 times over ten hours....sweet. After being on the train for about an hour I realized that it would of been a good idea to pack some food with us. With only a few minutes between each train change there was no time to go to the toilet or to get food, so things got a bit messy and at one point I had to piss in a bottle on the platform while waiting to get on my next train.




We arrived in Osaka at around 7 o'clock - Cost of trip half a kids ticket each ( 30 yen ).




Got some street Takoyaki (Octopus Balls) which is one of Osaka's most famous dishes.




Square but seriously expensive about 230 Australian Dollars



STD - Smoke That Doobie



A cheap trip meant no accommodation, so after a few hours of exploring it was time to lay down the tarp and get a few hours rest.



In the morning I woke up to a traditional gay french salute.




We left Osaka at 7 in the morning and headed to Kyoto, the home of Temples. In the war America stopped bombing Kyoto in respect for how beautiful this city actually is.




If I ever had a warrant for my arrest I'd want a stylish poster like this.





Kyoto Style Wars





Sifting through dried peaches



Precautionary measures a must




Last we visited the famous Gold Temple - Kinkakuji


After a quick look around Kyoto we rushed back to the station to get the 2pm back to Tokyo. While changing trains at some random station we thought we had enough time to get some food, this was a bad mistake that costed us an extra 2 hours. We got back to Shibuya at 12:30 on the last train, which was lucky any later and we would of been stranded. Cost of trip home (120 yen)

Two days, Two cool cities, 24 hours on the train and Two stupid tourists.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Festivities

Went to a sweet festival in Asakusa with some friends


Asahi Beer Flame








Japan is full of Paris Hilton style puppy dogs. Stylish accessories that shit on your carpet.





This guy takes care of the incenses ash, always keepin it fresh.





Cute traditional Japanese girl



Freshen up your Roller Doors




Street Dancing







Home brew













Yeah I did it I finally tasted Whale, it's pretty good taste kinda like raw tuna.




007






Rats and Booze




Bang Bang

Summer Festivals in Japan are the real deal. Amazing firework displays, street venders selling booze and food. What an awesome why to spend a hot summers night.









I saw the universe..


Kanojo wa subarashii desu!



Human traffic